Monday, November 10, 2008
No Particular Reason
I’ve read several posts of clever sayings. Here’s my own contribution to the pile.
Seen on a t-shirt — “National Sarcasm Society: like we need your support"
Warning—I am the grammarian about whom your mother warned you
Overheard: I’m so far behind I thought I was first
Egrets? I’ve had a few…
On a greeting card: I’m fairly certain that, given a cape and a nice tiara, I could rule the world
On a doormat: Welcome to the (insert own name) —putting fun in dysfunctional since 1993 (or whenever)
On a sweatshirt: “Don’t make me use my opera voice”
On a sign: “Traveling at 33 rpm in an ipod world”
On a wall plaque: “If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research.” (Albert Einstein)
and my favorite, printed on a plain gray nightshirt—This IS my sexy lingerie!