Monday, November 10, 2008

No Particular Reason


I’ve read several posts of clever sayings. Here’s my own contribution to the pile.


Seen on a t-shirt — “National Sarcasm Society: like we need your support"

Warning—I am the grammarian about whom your mother warned you

Overheard: I’m so far behind I thought I was first

Egrets? I’ve had a few…

On a greeting card: I’m fairly certain that, given a cape and a nice tiara, I could rule the world

On a doormat: Welcome to the (insert own name) —putting fun in dysfunctional since 1993 (or whenever)

On a sweatshirt: “Don’t make me use my opera voice”

On a sign: “Traveling at 33 rpm in an ipod world”

On a wall plaque: “If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research.” (Albert Einstein)

and my favorite, printed on a plain gray nightshirt—This IS my sexy lingerie!

10 comments:

Lee said...

Thank you! Nice to kick the day off with a few giggles!

Barbara said...

Sounds like my nightshirt!

etcetera said...

Omg. I need that t-shirt! This was great, thanks momma :)

Sky said...

i love the "opera voice" and "ipod world" ones! Fun post. :)

mikaelah said...

these are SO fabulous!

herhimnbryn said...

I identify with the last one...

Pauline said...

Lee, they are giggly -

Barbara, mine too!

Etc. - I thought of you when I read that and thought, Trine would love this!

Sky - isn't opera voice so dead on?

Mikaelah - I miss you! Where are you?

HHB - that last one is too funny and so true lol

Frankie said...

hahaha I love these!! Thanks so much for sharing them! xoxo

meggie said...

Thanks for sharing these. Opera voice...must use it!

red dirt mule said...

oh pauline - you've given me an idea to / actually a photo or two to share from my summer pastures ....

now where did i put those ????

xx
rdm